HeartShop

Georges Bizet - L'amour est un oiseau rebelle, Carmen with Julia Migenes

If you're looking for a heart,
look no further than HeartShop!

Our hearts are made to order
to fit any need and budget -
choose from a wide selection
of programming and colors:
bare black or blank white,
stolid brown, showy red,
fluffy pink or flinty gray.

We provide our customers
with environmentally friendly
disposal of old worn hearts
right on our premises -
free with your purchase!

Satisfaction guaranteed!